The disenchanted Unicorn

Unicorns are revered for their majestic beauty and strength. The phrase, "always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a  unicorn," dots our pop culture landscape. "Be a unicorn in a field of horses," they say.

But, what if "unicorning" really isn't all it's cracked up to be?

Dodging poachers, living in solitude, and the constant shame of a culture that expects unicorns to poop rainbow sherbet and fart glitter, is no small burden to bear.

This crying unicorn just wants a simple life, free from her magical yet burdensome appendage.

Will you be the one to set her free?

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